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Dec 14, 2016

Of Mooning Santas and Penis Lights by Thianna Durston

Of Mooning Santas and Penis Lights
Of Mooning Santas
& Penis Lights

by Thianna Durston
2016 Bah Humbug Advent Calendar

Former US Marine John Ving hates everything about holiday displays: they’re tacky, they waste energy, and they’re an eyesore. So what does his new neighbor do? He sets up the holiday spectacle from hell, and he doesn’t seem to care which holiday—he has a menorah, a baby Jesus, a Santa, and everything in between. Not to mention it’s swathed in enough lights his house is probably visible from space.

High-school teacher Kaden Melling loves the holidays, and huge light displays on his lawn make his heart glow. He’d love to share some cheer—and maybe some kinky fun—with his smoking hot neighbor John. Odd things start to happen to his displays, but just as he begins to think life is going his way, with the holidays and with John, a Grinch destroys everything.

It’s gonna take the display-hating John to set things right—and what he has planned might blow Kaden’s mind.

Genre: Contemporary Romance
Content/Theme(s): M/M, Former Marine, Teacher, Humor, Holidays, Romantic Comedy, Gay, Glbt
Release Date: December 1, 2016
Dreamspinner Press
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“So, Uncle John,” Mark said in a disturbingly gleeful voice, “your street seems a bit brighter this season.”

John barely stopped himself from pushing the boy off his chair. Being in middle school made the kid awful cheeky. Instead, he settled an uncle-glare on him. Which was pitiful.

Mark snickered and looked back at his cards.

This was what John got for spending the evening away from the monstrosity known as his neighborhood. Up until this year, it had been simple. Nobody waved their religious or mystical hats at the world in some strange light spectacular. Until Kaden Melling moved in. Even the thought of the annoying elf living next door had an effect, and not specifically one he planned on.

The man annoyed the ever-living hell out of him. And was drop-dead cute to boot. At the housing board meeting in September, when holiday decorations were brought up, John had been prepared to stomp them down just like he did every year. The last thing he wanted was for strangers to drive down their streets oohing and ahhing at the horrendous light displays that were more likely to blow the grid and their power for days. Unfortunately that was the first day he met Kaden. He was in his midthirties, with a mess of reddish-blond hair on top of his head, bright blue eyes, and the sweetest smile on the planet. Not to mention a cock that showed through his jeans. Damn, if that thing was real…. To avoid drooling at the man, John didn’t say a word. Imagine his surprise when he found out later that the entire housing board voted to make it an extravaganza.

And now he had to deal with the vast amount of lightage going on.

It was the fifth of December and he had, so far, received three messages from the board noting that he hadn’t put up any holiday decorations yet. As there was no way to send back his honest reaction in the form of his middle finger, he had ignored them. Damned Kaden Melling.

“Go fish,” he said.
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Other titles by Thianna Durston & alter ego Thianna D:
If You Can’t
Take the Heat
The Binds
That Tie
to Love
Each Other
His Right
His Home
Brenton Street
Took My
Breath Away
As Natural
As Breathing
Two Sides
of the
Same Coin
Where They
Both Belong
Their Bliss
Through the
Library Door
Eclipse of
Her Heart
His Damsel
in Distress
Knowing What
She Needs
in Love in
the Rockies
of Attraction
Bane of
My Existence
A Good
Family Man
Final Gift
A Holiday
A Holiday

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Be on the lookout for Thianna Durston's & Thianna D's future release(s): Sizzling Attraction coming late Jan 2017, Ye Olde Kinke Faire coming Feb 2017, Don't Mess With His Pride coming Mar 2017, A Shifter, A Vampire, and a Fae Walk Into a Bar coming Apr 2017, Making His Stand coming May 2017, Knight in Shining Jaguar coming Jun 2017, Light in the Dark Night coming Jul 2017, On the Edge of Fear coming Aug 2017, Just a Single Tail coming Sept 2017, Of WereRhinos, Vampires, and Flaming Arrows coming Oct 2017, and Elan Isle series Book 4 coming Nov 2017

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