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Split Creek Hollow Book One
Is it crazy to be jealous of a fictional character? While Mary Sue is proud of her construction-worker husband Billy’s new-found success as an author of spanking novels, she also finds herself resentful of Beverly Golightly, the fictional heroine who gets everything Mary Sue wants: her man’s undivided attention, lots of hot loving, and many delicious spankings.
But is Mary Sue’s jealousy any crazier than the plan she hatches to recapture her husband’s attention?
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Content/Theme(s): Humor, Spanking, Domestic Discipline, Contemporary
Release Date: June 15, 2015
Publisher: Indie
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She found him in the bedroom he used as an office, pecking at the keyboard. It was amazing how well that man could type with two fingers, and his furious rate of speed indicated he was “on a roll” as he called it, and wouldn’t appreciate being disturbed.
Except she hadn’t seen him all day. Or last night either. She had no idea what time he’d come to bed. She’d fallen asleep alone while he “did one more thing” at the computer.
“I’m home!” she announced.
“Oh, hi.” Billy didn’t even turn around, but continued to hammer at the blasted machine.
You have the prettiest green eyes. I could look at you all day. He used to tell her that all the time when they dated in high school and after they married. Then he got hurt in the accident. Now he couldn’t spare her a ten-second glance.
“You’ll never guess what happened.”
Peck. Peck. Peck.
Mary Sue raised her voice. “I said, you’ll never guess what happened.”
“Huh? What?”
“Mr. McDermott came into the diner today,” she spoke to her husband’s back. “His house was broken into yesterday. The burglars got at least $1,000 in change he kept in a big water jug. Mr. McDermott says it must’ve weighed 200 pounds. The burglars would have had to roll it out.”
“That’s nice.”
“I brought home frog entrails and chicken beaks for dinner.”
“That’s good.”
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